Sunday, August 11, 2013

Cyborg Willie at Cracker Barrel

While this may appear be a man waiting tables at Cracker Barrel, things are not always as they seem. This is Cyborg Willie, intergalactic time traveler and Galactic criminal, wanted across time and throughout the universe. He is currently wanted in 5 galaxies and in 1000 different centuries not to mention all the different planets and dimensions he is wanted for crimes against humanity and 2000  other life forms. If you see this man, contact James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise, Kirk can be easily be reached at where he is posing as spokesperson for the motel booking site.

Of course this is fictional but I do refer to the man in the picture as Cyborg Willie when we work together at Cracker Barrel Old Country Store in Canton, Ga. I think he makes an excellent cyborg. Come by and visit us at Cracker Barrel and ask for Cyborg Willie to be your server, they won't know who you are talking about but who cares any way.


Uptown Girl said...
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Uptown Girl said...

Wow. Alex...I havent seen him in years.